Trampage app for iPhone and iPad
Developer: stewart dalton
First release : 10 Jul 2015
App size: 91.69 Mb
~The common Pigeon~
These simple creatures are found strutting about in all of mankinds greatest cities, occasionally befouling car windscreens and eating bird seed fed to them by a senile pensioner who lives in a trolley with her 2 dogs.
~The humble Tramp~
Also a common creature of large urban cities. They can be found congregating around the benches in grassy areas drinking cider from large bottles and asking strangers for 10 pence for a cup of tea. If you’re lucky, you might witness one soil their pants and shout gibberish into the air about UFO’s and unwanted probing.
Its a common misconception that these two creatures can live in harmony.
They can’t.
Enjoy the senseless murder of literally tens of pigeons as you take control of a tramp..
..whos on a rampage!
Trampage, the only tramp simulator worth installing and subsequently uninstalling on your mobile device.
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